Why do my children not know how to open the dishwasher door? (Do they even know it is right next to the sink?)
Why do empty cups keep appearing (out of nowhere) all around the house?
Why do the lights magically turn themselves on immediately after I walk around and turn them off?
Why do the kids never empty their pockets before tossing their clothes into the hamper?
Why do I always forget to check their pockets before tossing their clothes into the washing machine?
Why are children always too full from dinner but never too full for dessert?
Why does it take an eternity to clean a mess and a minute to create one?
Why do children always need you NOW! the moment you finally sit down?
Why are children unable to get up during the week, yet wake up before the birds on the weekends?
Why is lettuce better for you than chocolate?
Why do I wish to have the house to myself when the kids are home and driving me batty?
Why do I wish to have the kids at home when they are at school?
Why do children always want to tell you all about their day after they are all tucked in?
Why do dust bunnies magically appear theveryminute you have put the vacuum cleaner away?
Why do crumbs from Red Velvet Cupcakes cover the newly cleaned kitchen floor just hours after the Cleaning Fairies have left?
Why do children not know how to get the garbage into the garbage can?
Why am I not smarter than a 5th grader?
Why am I not smarter than a 3rd grader?
Why am I not smarter than a 4 year old?
Why do I say yes when I mean no?
Why do I want what I can't have and not want what I can?
Why can't we all just be happy?
Why can't children be quiet?
Why do children sound like elephants when they walk?
Why can't it be warm out already?
Why is it so hard to get out of bed in the mornings?
Why can't we walk around in our pajamas and fuzzy slippers all day long?
and most importantly...

Why can't our dirty laundry stop procreating already?????