Daddy's not White!

We had the local (very local) news on about an hour ago and the newscasters were telling us that the man who had recently robbed W bank was wanted by the FBI for several hold ups since February. They posted a description of the wanted man -- a description that sounds an awful lot like Don! A white man of medium build, about 5'10", dark hair in his late 30s to early 40s. Christopher's listening intently as I comment that this robber sounds a lot like Daddy! We are then told that this man was driving a black truck with license numbers 123-xyz... The robbery took place at 11:00 am on Saturday. Christoher turns around and in all seriousness asked "What was Daddy doing Saturday at 11:00 in the morning?" I nearly lost it... Then as his little brain started to process all the information he turned around again and exclaimed "Wait! Daddy's not white!" With that I really did lose it!