Selling the Crazy Crowded House

So we have the big For Sale sign out front and to tell you the truth I am not so sure how I feel about this. It's daunting, exhilating and terrifying all at once. From here on in the children will have to sleep on top of their perfectly made beds and look at their toys and imagine playing with them. I will not let them touch or unravel anything! It is forbidden! The older two can sit still... Frankly, it's Alexander I worry about. He can do more damage in one minute than the tornado that sent Dorothy and Toto over the rainbow!