Another Most Embarassing Moment (and we know I have quite a few of these)
I got this very funny email from a friend the other day. It was so funny -- at least I thought so -- that I decided to pass it on to some friends knowing it would give them too a good chuckle.
Here it is -- I think you will laugh too!
The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Well I must have inadvertently typed in the wrong name without realizing it and I hit send.
Yesterday morning I got an email back from Rebecca's Science Teacher telling me that the email was indeed funny?!?!?! Ohmigod, after a mid-sized panic attack followed by a good-sized chuckle I called my friend Marie to tell her. Then I forwarded the email to her. Of course she thought it was even funnier knowing that I had sent it off to Rebecca's science teacher!
Just the day before I noticed on a friend's Facebook page a comment that said something to the extent of "Did I just post that for everyone to see or as a message?" I almost replied "Never had that problem!"
It's a good thing Rebecca has a young and hip science teacher!
Here it is -- I think you will laugh too!
The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Well I must have inadvertently typed in the wrong name without realizing it and I hit send.
Yesterday morning I got an email back from Rebecca's Science Teacher telling me that the email was indeed funny?!?!?! Ohmigod, after a mid-sized panic attack followed by a good-sized chuckle I called my friend Marie to tell her. Then I forwarded the email to her. Of course she thought it was even funnier knowing that I had sent it off to Rebecca's science teacher!
Just the day before I noticed on a friend's Facebook page a comment that said something to the extent of "Did I just post that for everyone to see or as a message?" I almost replied "Never had that problem!"
It's a good thing Rebecca has a young and hip science teacher!